Allen Czerwinski

[Shreyas Doshi @shreyas]

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On books, the non-fiction kind:

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@PreetBharara your texting service is sending your latest text on repeat. It’s sent me over 40 messages in last 10 minutes. Could you have your team please disable? 🙏🏼🙏🏼

[Kavi @KaviH]

A friend asked me the following question about building products in gov: Did you find that you were often …

1) ignoring edge cases
2) centering edge cases
3) building with edge cases in mind
4) another answer that I missed

Thread:

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@Jason Sorry Jason. Seems like he was a very good boy, and was lucky to have a family who loved him. Life is very sad sometimes, but beautiful.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@brianrjackson @jack That was my first thought too when I saw this. Legit!

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@Jason @Apple @netflix @Tesla @Twitter @tim_cook They should buy a public garbage company like $WM or $RSG. It’a a huge industry itself ripe for improvements, and it would put them on the doorstep of a huge number of homes.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@thejoelstein @valleyhack They make women use bathrooms with only urinals at Rush concerts?

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@kumailn South Park DVD episode commentaries by Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Can only vouch for seasons 1 through ~10 since haven’t seen others. They often start by complaining in the commentary how much they disdain commentaries, then proceed to say brilliant stuff.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@mattcutts Disintegration by The Cure

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@Jason @audible_com Congrats! 'Angel Warren Buffet with attitude' might literally be the highest possible compliment.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

There's a lot of people who believe in God betting on McGregor today, and a lot of people who believe in Math betting on Mayweather.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

Sitting in Walmart parking lot watching the eclipse. I wonder if next time the eclipse comes to U.S., Walmart will still exist.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

The sun's got a little sliver in its upper right corner in Salem

[John Battelle @johnbattelle]

My column is up. In it, we call on all leaders to #QuitTheCouncil. Pls. RT if you agree. https://t.co/QHk7bEfPhi

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Is it just me or are we in America overdue for a real and thoughtful discussion about what patriotism is and what makes a real patriot?

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Demonizing the media echoes the world's worst tyrants. The American people need a free press more than they need a childish autocrat.

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@aarcher Loving the copious amounts of inside baseball (or Magic in this case) on this tweet

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

@Uber_Support thanks for your help! I <3 @Uber and was able to make my flight thanks to Dan, the driver who accepted my ride, and was great

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

2 drivers in SF refused to take me to the airport because "traffic on drive back". Finally a good one picks me up. @Uber_Support what gives?

[Allen Czerwinski @allencz]

Frustrelation: the feeling you get when #PokemonGO starts working finally after being unplayable all day