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[She Wolf @RapierDiva]

@chiky_handlr @TheMartiScott It’s not just some rumor floating around, it’s as REAL as it gets. Trump, who LOVES to sue people, has NEVER sued ANY of the plaintiffs in these cases. Why? Because he’s terrified of being deposed under oath.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Donald Trump raped a 13-year-old child. She bit his penis. He punched her in the face. The FBI found the young girl’s story to be credible. Never stop talking about this. Post about it every day. We cannot allow these white supremacists to normalize child rape.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

So apparently NATO stopped sharing intelligence with the United States after they intentionally gave Trump fake information which instantly found its way to Vladimir Putin.

He is selling us , and our allies out.

[rosey🌹 @thechosenberg]

Modern retelling of Cinderella where a 5’6 guy gets to be 6’4 for one Hinge date but turns short at midnight

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this is how i felt after the election

[I’m NotDevinsMom Moron @NotDevinsMom]

We have Luigi Mangione’s life story in 3 hours after arrest but still zero information about Trump’s fake staged assassination shooter months later.

[rat boy @lonazeppelin]

it's so weird being 26 and seeing other people your age live out your dreams (assassinating an evil CEO)

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

The internet after learning about Luigi Mangione

[corb @awshuqs]

what the fuck

[Lauren Lavín @lalavin666]

We are finally on the verge of learning, once and for all, if Italians are white

[pablo escobarner (blue check) @PabloEscoburner]

I don’t know if anything in history has aged better than this joke here

[sara hinkley @boneysoups]

I remember a woman who survived being mauled by a bear (it RIPPED HER FACE OFF) did an ama about her experience and said the worst part of the whole thing, attack, rescue, recovery, years of healing, many surgeries, was dealing with the health insurance company

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

Kinda nuts that car crash victims just donate those hearts for free and then they charge you a mortgage for it

[Sho @Shoyoumomo_]

In light of recent events

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

POV: your insurance claim was denied by UnitedHealthcare