𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎

ain’t no sense in bitin your tongue, cuz it hurts!

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

If you sincerely don’t think Nickelback is a good band, you conform to society and are wrong.

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

everyone in your life has a purpose

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

Is temporary happiness worth a lifetime of regret?

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

As a woman, I could NEVER completely disregard a gf to the boyfriend you’re being flirty eyes with…. You’re disrespectful and disgusting….

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

Obsessing over his understanding and patience with my anxious tendencies 🥺😍

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

Give what you get. PERIOT

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

This chapter is : giving no shits.

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

*goes to urgent care for X-ray for abdominal pain*
Dr.— “how do I put this nicely… you’re full of shit”

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

Most people stressed— breakouts, headaches, over eating, under eating, sleeping
Me stressed— constipated for 48 hours

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

Being excited to get into bed is a different level of adulting😭😭😭

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

@juliarhys123 Some shit 💩😘

[solé @layxsnv]

ngl the age i'm turning this year sound serious & i don't like it 😭

[‏︎︎َ @monstacyrus]

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want miley cyrus

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

I used to workout because I was angry and now I can’t workout and focus if I’m angry… is that health?

[Andrea Russett @AndreaRussett]

prioritize being kind to yourself this year

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

& at the end of the day it is what it is

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

It’s frozen snot in your nose cold…. 🥶

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

Love is dating the guy at the gym that sings out loud while watching YouTube music videos and looking over smiling like “yes. That’s mine…😬🫣”

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

I’m living the worst breakup of my life 😔

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Straight facts

[𝗮𝗹 ☯︎︎ @alli_balliii]

@gil_schwartz Oh…. Good 👍🏽