Alli Rubin

Insufferable Boston sports fan stuck in New York

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

Sorry to @NoahKahan but I only listen to the A and B sides of the Great Divide. I am simply too lazy and just flip back and forth instead of getting the C & D vinyl from the sleeve

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@NYCMayor How about making my landlord give me an AC with an actual number instead of just high or low

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@rathor7_ Cc @JNics415

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@Andy what about setting jack schlossberg up with Bailey from summer house? Both quirky, funny and driven?

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@ninaselenenyc You’re welcome

[Tom Johnson @thattomjohnson]

“L-I-R-R” this, “Lurr” that. Everyone is ignoring the real menace: how the MTA uses the closed compound “Railroad” for Metro North and Long Island Rail Road doesn’t.

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

What’s Mamdani’s plan about the terrible weather over Memorial Day Weekend! Can’t have good weather anymore because WOKE!

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

Is a man with an owala water bottle an ick?

[‍‍ ‍lu @luyomii]

my love language is the same as a crow. if you’re nice to me i’ll bring you useless little trinkets from my travels that made me think of you

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

reverse catcalling, where you roll your window down & tell a man that he looks like shit

[ana @anamika__x]

living in manhattan and having your friends locations on find my iphone makes the city feel like a big adult playground

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@coldhealing Omg I saw this too haha

[Jæŷ;) @j4jayjay_]

“I’m overworked and underpaid”
Me at work :

[Angela Morabito @AngelaLMorabito]

Tonight is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere’s midnight ride.

If he were to make the same journey from Boston to Lexington today, he could stop at 7 Dunkin locations. (via Reddit)

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

I love wegmans but why did they deprive us of a subway entrance

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

Rip two shots at home before going out have me romanticizing the 6 train

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@middlebrooks @KathiMorganc Also weren't you the first person to say boston strong?

[summer @transgendererer]

in NYC its $25 to get caught drinking in public so why not but ALSO if they sold a yearly $25 certificate to legally drink in public i would buy it. imagine, flashing your drink card to some impotent copper. or on a drivers license, next to organ donor. @zohran please implement

[Alli Rubin @alli_rubin]

@AlexEdelman Omg because I’ve literally seen him on the street once and it was on a Saturday afternoon and it was outside zabars.