ms. wally

eat garbage. escape death. she/her

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

@drewwilder Literally same

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

Would sell a kidney for a lunch of ordinary office worker in Korea

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

Telling myself it isn’t too bad I could always be getting burned at the stake rn

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

I’m absolutely obsessed with this menace

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

What does it say about our country that an entire grocery store can see a man in uniform and say nothing?

[Christin @hexprax]

You have to drink so many Diet Cokes to get cancer . But you only have to drink one to see beauty all around you..

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

I had a beautiful dream about living in a walkable community last night

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

me while my friends are still laughing at the joke i just told

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

“trust me.. you are not that guy”

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

@purplearabesque Girl same

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

What is that gel they put on new tattoos with a popsicle stick and why do they do that

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

I actually don’t think karate chopping ur pillows down the middle makes anything look better at all

[Rachel Edwards @underthenettle]

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

My non fat Greek yogurt wedding

[g @geogre_j]

She would run Olive Garden like the NAVY

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

Trying to explain that his name is actually his mothers last name but his parents are not divorced his mom just kept her last name so his name is his mothers last name and then his fathers last name but it’s not pronounced how it looks and

[ms. wally @allie_phillippy]

I LIKE cottage cheese!!!!!! Sorry not sorry.