You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--
This has been a tough year for cataloguing fun tweets because this place has become a morass of insane bullshit, which has always been the case, but itโs now lacking a certain whimsy. Nevertheless, my FAVE tweets of 2024:
The Rose Bowl: Our game is rooted in tradition, prestige, and history.
Pop-Tart Bowl: Watch this pastry take its clothes off. It yearns to be consumed.
This is Jazz. She was looking at you. Then you looked at her so she looked away. Wants you to stop looking at her so she can keep looking at you. 12/10