✰ A L L I E ✰

[b.b @benoobrown]

Relatable

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

oh wow would you look at the time... it never stops then we die

[y @y11xh]

me trying to vent: idk like it’s just idk dude idk

[𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐎𝐋𝐄⚜️ @rebelleflowerr_]

Adults seemed way adultier when I was a little

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[GRACIE 👞 @ohgracieoguns]

I'm too young to be forgetting what just happened 15 minutes ago 😭😭

[Ximena🤍 @BriannaxRojas]

I ✍🏽HAVE✍🏽TO✍🏽BE✍🏽SUCCESSFUL ✍🏽BECAUSE ✍🏽 I✍🏽 LOVE✍🏽EXPENSIVE✍🏽SHIT✍🏽

[Uncle Junior Bonner @IngmarBlergman]

today is the only day you can post this

[Skoog @Skoog]

me: see you later alligator

crocodile: [frustrated sigh]

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Wife: I'm leaving

Me: I'm not surprised, spending so much time at home has shown how much we live for superficial joys to disguise how sad we are together

Wife: I'm leaving to go to Walmart

Me: ooh get chocolate

[tate @50FirstTates]

just ONCE i’d like to casually enjoy a milkshake in my yard without being absolutely INUNDATED with boys

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

just woke up! time for me to ˢᵗᵃʸ ᶦⁿ ᵇᵉᵈ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʷᵒ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶜᵒⁿᵗᵉᵐᵖˡᵃᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜᵒⁿˢᵉᵠᵘᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵒᶠ ᵉˣᶦˢᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ greet the day!!!