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Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together-Elizabeth Taylor

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@DeltaStateBSB @BirdmanSeth @GoChoctawsBB Msv bg y

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I can't until I've had my coffee. And then I'd still rather not.

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

Hail State! 🐾🏈 @HailState @HailStateFB @msstate

[Tru Maroon Nation @TruMaroonNation]

#MississippiStrong

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

“@James_Shickich: At any given moment I am like only three random sounds in my apartment from believing in ghosts.” @abbsj89

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

“@theblowout: if i had to describe washing my hair this morning in 1 word it would be "overdue"” @abbsj89

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

“@WomensHumor: I just want to go to a cute little mountain hideaway with great cell service and HBO.” @HillaryMBrown it's a sign.

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

“@theblowout: hey kids wait 'til you get older and don't need a drop of alcohol to wake up feeling hungover as hell”

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

mUGHnday

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Saw some idiot outside soccerin'. Pumped the shotty, smoked his sissyball and yelled, "We're in Merica, not Euroland and it's gameday son."

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

“@KendraWilkinson: I hate that part of the day when coffee just doesn't work anymore. Might as well crack open a beer... Ya know. Lol” yep

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@CBRIZDUH “@WomensHumor: It's safe to assume that I always want a bite of your food.”

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@HillaryMBrown “@whtgrlproblems: Realizing I can no longer drink a bottle of wine without consequences the next day #whitegirlproblems”

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@CBRIZDUH “@kyleayers: Shark Week ends the day Breaking Bad comes back. Touché, television.”

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Country music. Because I'd rather listen to songs about dogs and trucks than bitches and hoes. Merica.

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@EvanJohnson__ 🙋🙋 I'm here!!

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@HillaryMBrown @meowryb “@IDoThat2: Have you ever just sat their and realized how weird you are?”

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@EvanJohnson__ my ears hurt!!!

[allison brister @AlliJohnson123]

@CBRIZDUH wings are here. And almost gone. #neverleavemealonewithfood