Alli

[Alli @allimichaela]

I ask myself the same thing every day

[Raheem Saunders @RaheemSaunders]

how did i get so lucky @allimichaela

[Alli @allimichaela]

@BaruchelNDG Sidewalk

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

"it's 77 but it feels like 85" ok then we need a new system for interpreting what the temperature is because only one of those numbers matters

[cory @coolmathgame_]

paul revere when he found out the british were coming

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[Crab Rangoon Connoisseur @NapsPartTime]

Doordashers out here are a whole other breed😂😭 just got an extra tip💀

[Coca-Cola UNITED @CocaCola_UNITED]

Now available in Dark Blend, Vanilla, Caramel and Zero Sugar flavors.

[glock mcstuffins @bIackcello]

“the design is so lazy” to YOU but my 19yr old disabled sister who can’t put shoes on w/o assistance would LOVE these bad boys

[Sari Beliak @thecrassceiling]

I don’t want student loan forgiveness, I want student loan revenge

[Fuck Da 3️⃣ @BigBankTay23]

Thank God Kodak home you mfs was out here jamming to “Corvette corvette” 😂😂😂

[sc @saaliyaahh]

looking for a 5 bedroom 3 bath house for $30

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I used to write “sorry :(“ on my math tests I 100000% should not be allowed to have a credit card

[Skoog @Skoog]

Idk who needs to hear this but drink that $200 perfume. There is no reason you should be in your 20s.

[prince ☆ @Guiltysadist1]

Who else used to be embarrassed af to wear a winter coat to schoool😭that shit just humiliating for no reason LMAO

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

“it fries with just air!” listen to urself right now. u don’t even know what you’re saying

[CaitieHannan @caitiehannan]

As a therapist I can say confidently, that while therapy is helpful, what most people really need is money

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[Otto Dinero @4500dinero]

Plot twist literally