Allison Emerson

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@happytrashdev same plus a downstairs chapstick, a BACKUP car chapstick, a work chapstick & a drawer full on my makeup desk to replace any of the above😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

one thing about me is when i get overwhelmed or anxious i'll try to rearrange the entire house & throw everything away

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@sarah_dudinetz i am not that skilled😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

do i have a new addiction to Colleen Hoover? yes. can i afford said addiction? no. do i regret any of it? also no. *add to cart*

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

my lucky bamboo plant is dying & if that doesn't sum up my life idk what does

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@heezyuniverse i live right on the edge where houses are still kinda close together but it's all a bunch of rednecks so i can't SEE anything because of the trees but i can hear it all lol

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

what do you do at 11:45 on a thursday night? bc i plan a trip to Texas by a bonfire😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

just saw a gender reveal with a sign that said "here for the sex" & now i think another baby so i can have that sign

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@happytrashdev i couldn't cry because it was just SUCH a good, final "🖕🏻" for the day that i respected it😂😂😂😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

after fighting with brandon all day i mentioned i wanted ice cream so he goes to the store & im like awh okay we're done fighting. he comes back with cherry ice cream. i hate cherry. we've been together for 9 years. he knows i hate cherry& laughed🙄😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@JennaJackson96 it doesn't matter what i make for dinner because he will just make pizza rolls or something if he doesn't like it....i'll have to hype him up for something & then let him down😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@JennaJackson96 a little bit evil if you ask me😂 he asked if he did good & i said "no, i don't like cherry" & he said "yeah, or strawberry" & that's when he laughed🙄🙄😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@TayKRam right?! don't get my hopes up like that😂 would've been better off with no ice cream

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@sarah_dudinetz i'm in a fulfilling, meaningful relationship but id throw it out the window for the meal I had on vacation in Virginia😂😂😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

everytime i listen to @zachlanebryan i get bummed again about waiting so long for him to come to Michigan and then the day of the concert my baby got sick & i had to give up my ticket): hoping he comes back soon so i can try again😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

how am i? i just restarted New Girl again so that should answer the question

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@heezyuniverse maybe SOME people buy kindles to read ✨both✨😂😂😂

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

@sarah_dudinetz but the way he looks at HER🥺🥺🥺❤️

[Allison Emerson @allison_one]

at this point you might as well change my title from mom to snack bitch because i swear i spend most of my day feeding my kid😂