allison wark

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@kevinjonheller @qrsupport @qatarairways i’m travelling 28th, they’ve told me to check flight status 3 days before ! ridiculous!!

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

So now we’re sacking firemen, sorry, firefighters, because they used the wrong word?

A bloke who runs into burning buildings, drags people out, saves actual lives.

The crime that finally does him in is not policing pronouns at the fire station.

Someone even walked away with £52,000. For what? Not a fire, not an injury, a noun.

You get more money for hurt feelings than some lads get for risking their lives.

This country’s gone completely mad.

We can’t put criminals in prison, can’t afford to fix anything, ambulances take six hours to turn up but the one thing we’re absolutely elite at is punishing people for speaking English the way normal humans speak it.

This isn’t fairness.

It’s not even equality.

It’s state-sanctioned emotional daycare.

If saving lives isn’t enough to survive in the modern UK workplace, what chance has anyone else got?

We used to respect people who did dangerous jobs.

Now we’re ruining their careers because a committee somewhere decided language has feelings.

Honestly, we’re not a serious country anymore.

🐕🇬🇧💨

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@askryanair No one answers !!

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@askryanair Have been trying to change a flight online, it’s not working, been waiting on your online chat yesterday for 5 hours!! still no reply, is there any other way to actually speak to someone regarding this

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@British_Airways Yes no desk showing just one queue for everyone and it’s not moving

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@British_Airways flight ba1491 saying check in open 06.10 still not open any idea when this will open?

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@Delta why is seats not allocated until boarding 🤷‍♀️

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@BorisJohnson @idualliance Knob

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@NicolaSturgeon Maybe actually do something for the Glasgow south side constituents, it’s a hell hole

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@HM_Passport Maybe have staff who know what they’re actually doing, the whole system is a joke !

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@charli38846845 @passportwaiting And if you get to text them well that’s another level of bs. Poor ‘Elaine’ only person who deals with passport enquiries she must work 24/7 and sends out same wording every time, she needs a holiday

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@charli38846845 @passportwaiting Depending on who you’re speaking to… first one said it’s waiting to be examined for 4 weeks…next lot of robots say it’s waiting to be assigned… I don’t think any of them actually know what they’re doing apart from the same wording on every phone call or email !

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@HM_Passport do you have any examiners in your offices? Passport has been waiting to be assigned to one for 5 weeks now

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@HM_Passport Would help if they actually processed the passports in time !

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@ukhomeoffice @UKPassport1 Just a shame your staff seem to know nothing and get told different things, waiting weeks for a replacement passport to be approved, why can’t you give a straight answer

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@passportwaiting My sons been waiting for a replacement for 7 weeks, waiting to be approved for 4 weeks and they still can’t tell when he’ll receive it, it’s a shambles no one seems to know anything

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@easyJet absolutely disgusted booked flight week ago ridiculous prices cannot check in online with lots of time to spare arrive @airport to be told I don’t have a seat on flight & to wait another hour to find out if someone doesn’t turn up why overbook flights & let people down

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@easyJet absolutely disgusted with you booked a flight a week ago ridiculous prices, cannot check in online with lots of time to spare arrive at airport to be told I don’t have a seat on the flight and to wait another hour to find out if someone doesn’t turn up!! Why overbook ???

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@easyJet Sent

[allison wark @allison_wark]

@easyJet flight this afternoon and won’t let me check in online saying ‘error unable to check in try later ‘ don’t want to be charged at check in ? Any ideas