allie

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

That will wake them aliens up

[Tyler Cameron @TylerJCameron3]

I’m trying to have peter take me out on a date

[allie @allisonbrookes]

will someone let me know when Facebook is back to dog and baby videos thank you

[allie @allisonbrookes]

just a quick show of hands for those who have changed their political views based on Facebook posts in the past 24 hours

no one? weird

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@inoahnothin This is true

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@JediKnightCalv oh yikes what if u can’t play that

[allie @allisonbrookes]

real question: do any of u girls know what to do when a guy is playing guitar for you? like do we snap? bob our head to the beat? smile? sing? bust out a tambourine? idk

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@csyfrett_23 I’ve been caught

[Logan Evans @SheWantsThe_E]

If college professors let students bring in canned goods for extra credit we’d solve world hunger

[allie @allisonbrookes]

how do we stop people from posting pics of their work out stats on their Apple Watch

[allie @allisonbrookes]

the insta relationships on my timeline during Easter:

- “we are eggspecting!!!!”
- *prom?* engraved on egg
- “first holiday with my FIANCÉ”

no in between. proud of y’all tho

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@michaelag29 u already know we used to ruin lives on that thing

[allie @allisonbrookes]

hahahahahahaha

[James @CaucasianJames]

just got hit by a bus and asked a nursing student if she could help me up she said she had to go study for an exam i’m literally still on the ground if someone wants to help me

[James Spann @spann]

The next time you go to a Friday night Barons game, don't forget to look past the fireworks....

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@MadisonLane1 HAHAHA I’m just callin it like i see it

[allie @allisonbrookes]

so let me get this straight..... half my Facebook friends think a page (that was created yesterday) is giving away a free vacation for two, because the original couple broke up and cancelled? ok

[allie @allisonbrookes]

@inoahnothin i took this to heart