Allison

New Jersey

[Allison @allisoncvb_]

@nikkikf_ Hater

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

i don’t know i kind of believe whatever was at the back of that plane wasn’t real.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

in my past decade of covering police brutality, i've never seen 5 cops get fired and charged so swiftly

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

Overheard; "Not every single woman has a scary story about a man" Yes they do. I promise you that they do.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Whoever said “Money doesn’t make you happier” never went to TJ Maxx and spent $25 while drinking an iced coffee

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

if you go into mcdonalds and say uber eats they give you free food

[🪱〽️〽️🅰️ @cheezitfan1]

High at the pet store rn and absolutely losing my mind at this hamster using his own ballsack as a pillow

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

parrots can literally talk, why is everyone so ok with it

[♡ @astralbaes]

i wish we could have subtitles in real life bc i really can’t hear anything anyone is saying to me

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Am I going deaf or has anyone else had to watch every TV show with subtitles since like 2019

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

I’m a simple girl. all I want is a working class revolution, universal healthcare and a ripe summer peach

[lains @fevrier2nd]

Halsey stans in maryland are y’all alive and more importantly is that squirrel ok

[Allison @allisoncvb_]

2020 Manic tour was rescheduled bc of COVID. 2021 the rescheduled show was canceled. 2022 IICHLIWP tour in Maryland was ultimately canceled after flash flood warnings and tornado warnings. @halsey I just wanna see youuuuu💗