Allison Gilbert

[العاصوف @AL_AASUF]

I don't understand how people smuggle drugs. I get nervous taking candy to the movies.

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

@jessiandersen13 um pretty sure my dad can still sing a part of that sing song....and he stills makes fun of it

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'm always late because I never put my keys in the same spot. Like, ever.

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

@katienorwood7 @ericpetty13 oh my gosh y'all are seriously like 20 minutes from where I live!!

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

I swear one of the best feelings in world is when a cop turn his lights on behind you and then pulls over the car in front of you. #blessed

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

@IAmDaCoop haha the my Texas dl expires tomorrow.... That's the only reason I gave in

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

After a year of living in Tennessee, I finally caved and got a TN drivers license.

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

Any man with jorts and a mullet should not be trusted #ruleofthumb

[Patrick Burkey @patburkey]

Brian Williams just back from Snowden interview in Moscow, heads straight to Nashville to keep his promise to an impressive Class of 2014.

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Pray like nobody's listening; give like nobody's watching; love like nobody's counting.

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

I have great friends that will drive to the closest @Whataburger 6 hours away just so they can put it in my Easter basket #susie #lifeinTN

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Obituary: Mike Parker, typographer, died on February 23rd, aged 84 http://t.co/qn8fyVDPAO

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

Here's good friends living large in Texas! Am I right @AliWren13 @elizabethshive ?
#TexasForever #singsong2014

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

Happy 18th Birthday to @WeInTheClaire ! Hope you have a great day! Love you like a little sister!

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

The first truly great 2014 Super Bowl commercial is here. From @Budweiser. http://t.co/9qwwDL84Uv

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

The Grady Christmas 2013 champagne toast: "The south will rise again."- Sharon Grady #MerryChristmas

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

I'm officially an adult. I cleaned up the tornado of wrapping paper that Santa brought w/o being told #merrychristmas #makesharonproud

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

This kid melts my heart everyday

[Allison Gilbert @allisongil]

@hottmessjess13 @bethanyjpierce @AliWren13 I'll be in town for sing song and I'll more than happy for y'all to do an OME.