Allison

[h @ruinsunflower]

babies are so cute i wish you didn't have to grow them inside your own body

[NovaJaye @jayworld_1]

I hate how this post got a laugh outta me

[chance @chanceposts]

need a beautiful woman to make me watch love island and explain the sociological nuance of all the relationships to me

[chloe star @snowiecone]

they offered me a happy ending at jersey mikes

[Netflix @netflix]

WATCH OUT VECNA

[gawdy @ZoeGawd]

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it and it’s not the same I swear

[jupi’s echoes𓍢ִ໋🪷*:･ @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

this is aggressive bad bitching in 2025, so you know this was blowing their minds 60 years ago

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

at least i’ve never used chat gpt okay cut me some slack

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i looked super pretty last night. no pictures tho ur just gonna have to take my word for it

[Allison @allisonnngill_]

Call me if you get lost

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

oh ok

[oneek @auqeno]

sza grandma was absolutely right they do think i’m fuckin stupid

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

My thoughts on the Supreme Court's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade.

[Allison @allisonnngill_]

Today was a good day

[soulo @soulosaint]

how can I buy her a planet

[lauren @smaulrudd]

refusing to acknowledge the dexter: new blood finale. in my head it ended like this

[Allison @allisonnngill_]

Looking back is a bitch isn’t it?