Alli

Not bunk.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Patriots’ HC Bill Belichick will not be traveling to Washington nor accepting the Presidential Medal of Freedom, he announced today.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

It’s fuckin wild how the solution is as simple as “just pay places to be closed and pay people to stay home” and that’s been the solution this whole time and the government is just like “nah”

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

250,000 Americans have died of COVID.

But Trump would like a recount.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm very curious to find out if I exist.

[Hood Famous Bakeshop @hoodfamousBS]

👀

[Lance Cooper @lmauricecpr]

If you’re still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this tweet. I just want to see how much common sense is still out there.

[boss @boss_on_here]

fans of September are in for a treat when they wake up

[Dwayne Reed @TeachMrReed]

Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.
Normalize apologizing to children.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

We need a new President.

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

Insanely grateful for the childless women in my life. It’s ok to not have kids, to not want them, to not know if you want them. It’s ok to let your imagination extend beyond the inherited goal of motherhood. It’s possible to reproduce in other ways.

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

Hell hath no fury like a white person mildly inconvenienced

[Mary H.K. Choi @choitotheworld]

Can someone fix bacon packaging this has gone on long enough

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

We need Medicare for All. That’s the tweet.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Abortion is healthcare

[Marcia Belsky @MarciaBelsky]

This photo is hot bc they are hot but also bc it is a photo of 2 men who appear to be listening

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Abortion is health care.

[ANNE LAMOTT @ANNELAMOTT]

I helped out at a dance class for developmentally disabled adults years ago. Later, one of the young men told the instructor, “I like that girl. She was a helper, and she danced”. That’s what I want on my grave stone.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It means you’re going to lose.

[mattie lubchansky @Lubchansky]

*sending an email* haha take that you absolute mother fucker

*receiving an email* ah shit! fuck! what the fuck!!!!!!!! shit!