Allison B.

I'm high key a mom

[Allison B. @allllison__]

One year later

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

ask a guy how his day was and he'll give you a one word response but ask him what's the strongest animal you think he could take in a fight and you'll learn more about him and how he views the world than you ever could otherwise

[𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞ @WhoTFissim]

Explaining where we BOTH went wrong instead of pinning everything on one person >>>>

[🏆 @ajnabiiya]

The eldest daughter urge to finally be taken care of and protected, after taking care of everyone else her whole life

[Allison B. @allllison__]

@JackieHappeney Literally THE BEST

[Allison B. @allllison__]

@Damian_Lehnert You’d fall asleep while working!!

[Papi Jae @_PapiJae_]

Once a toddler learns “Why?” It’s all over

[chloe @chlo_shaw]

Being an adult is basically just worrying about money and not getting enough sleep

[Allison B. @allllison__]

@jordmckenzie86 Gotcha! So exciting!!

[Allison B. @allllison__]

@jordmckenzie86 Moving????!!

[chill & mentally ill ♡ @caliallieg]

Is she really nagging or just expressing her feelings & you can’t comprehend it?

[✰ʊ the steel cowgirl ✰ʊ @falpakarol]

constantly torn between "treat others how you wanna be treated" and "treat others how they treat you"

[Allison B. @allllison__]

I’m SICK

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

it’s kinda unfortunate that mostly all halloween activities for adults are about drinking, what if i wanna go trick or treating and get a lil candy too

[Allison B. @allllison__]

@JaideNicole Same let’s do another trip, I’ll be way more fun this time!!!

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Drinking when you're 18: eating's cheating!

Drinking when you're over 25: if I drink on an empty stomach I will genuinely not live to see another sunrise

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Rule #1. Always take your own car so you can leave whenever you want