al-righty then

they/she/he garmfield

[al-righty then @ally_mac13]

i ate the divorce papers charles.

[non-binary jalen brunson @budgetzendaya]

HANG IT IN THE FUCKING MET

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

what a game i can’t believe my eyes, nyc broke the trump curse

[Veronica Escobar @vgescobar]

Shame on New York City for continuing to allow this abuse and cruelty.

And shame on those who participate in this abuse.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

MSG requested a permit for a watch party for 500-999 fans. We approved that permit for 999 fans.

Mr. Dolan has now decided to cancel the watch party.

I know this is breaking hearts across our city.

But if there's one thing Knicks fans don't need permission for, it's showing up for our team wherever we may be — no matter the block or the borough.

Knicks in five.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

oh but i was told providing housing for the homeless and feeding all schoolchildren was too expensive and unfeasible

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

Fuck y’all this is unnecessary and ridiculous. Tisch a menace.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

just pure evil

[JulesNader386 @Julesnader386]

These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.
These are concentration camps.

[•🐾Southpauz🐾 • @SouthpauzArt]

If the boos in that stadium aren't loud enough to break my windows in Minnesota I will be very disappointed in New York

[sam🌪️ hit the wall @star1ightstan13]

genuine question, why does a train line or a new park have to go thru years of votes and environmental impact studies but something like this can just? happen?

[josh @joshypooper]

if you’re a bug just be careful ok

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I find the ChatGPT ad about the family farm to be one of the more depressing pieces of media in recent years— this woman saying “my grandpa ran this farm, my dad ran this farm, I don’t be the one to mess it up” then yelling into her phone HOW MUCH WATER SHOULD I PUT ON THIS CROP

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Beautiful unphotogenic women….im sorry technology has failed you

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

Probably one of the more important works of art made in my lifetime

[tabby @tabbyOSRS]

my airbnb host walked into my place unannounced while i was completely naked and all i got was a lousy ai chatbot customer support. @Airbnb please refund me for this insane violation of privacy

[al-righty then @ally_mac13]

i’m allergic to cashew pls don’t ruin a bacon egg & cheese w/ cream cheese for me

[Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz]

NYC bagel shops need to get with the times. The bagels in LA suck, but all the LA bagel shops at least use cashew-based vegan cream cheese. NYC bagel shops almost never have vegan cc or they’re using hyper processed Tofutti 🤢. I hope Zohran can remedy this