Ally Seibert

TV/Movie Writer. Expert cupcake taster. I call carbonated drinks pop.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

Planning my trip to Groveland - staying at Firefall Ranch. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/YtNSwgqNdF

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

@hbomax congrats, grad! But also, your integration environment is sending out production emails. Possible config error. (I did not ask my programmer boyfriend this at all.)

[The New York Times @nytimes]

For many, the trial of Derek Chauvin has felt like the culmination of years of outrage and grief. Ahead of the verdict, we examined how very few encounters between Black people and police that ended fatally resulted in charges or convictions. https://t.co/RHkm0Y7a60

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Derek Chauvin showed little emotion as the judge read the jury's verdict that he was guilty of all charges in the death of George Floyd. After the judge denied bail, Chauvin, who has been free on bail since October, was handcuffed and led away. https://t.co/roZRZYTwAs

[Suleiman Grundy @ghettoglass]

Me: "This Johnson and Johnson vaccine ain't sh*t."

Me 12 hours later:

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

A small request. @Manhattan_Bride can you please not make the first image on your page about Traditional Japanese Weddings a white lady in a kimono? Not looking for a fight, just asking for change. #AAPI
https://t.co/KcabyPVUDq

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

@MountainDew 562 #MTNDEWMAJORMELON #mypromotionentry

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

@eBay I cannot get through and need help with a large fraud claim. A seller has clearly sent me fake products, but upon reaching out, they said they won't take the product back or take refunds. That said, they also won't deny the return, so I'm stuck in limbo. Need help.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Associated Press @AP]

JOE BIDEN DEFEATS PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

The Associated Press declares Joe Biden the winner of a grueling campaign for the American presidency. He will lead a polarized nation through a historic collision of health, economic and social crises.

#APracecall

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

I feel like Mitch McConnell made a horcrux. That's the only logical explanation.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

This photo of Mitch McConnell's hands from yesterday

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

https://t.co/TtWm3i4eaq.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

DID EVERYONE SEE THAT BUG LAND ON HIS HEAD AS SOON AS PENCE SAID SYSTEMIC RACISM ISN’T A THING. ITS STILL THERE. IT’S STILL THERE!!! #pencebughead

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Everyone who's tweeting, "I'm bored" -- this is SUPPOSED TO BE BORING. POLITICS SHOULD BE BORING, COMPETENT PEOPLE TAKING CARE OF SHIT SO YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE. IT SHOULDN'T GOBBLE UP ALL THE OXYGEN IN EXISTENCE. The fuck is wrong with everyone? #VPDebate

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

Ohio friends. Today is the day — register if you haven’t already! No more putting it off. Ask your friends.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Today is the deadline to register to vote in several states, including Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Ohio, and Texas.

Take a moment now to ask friends and family in those states to check their registration at https://t.co/oQJdlUJv0u.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

😂😂😂

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Former reality TV host tests positive for COVID-19
https://t.co/x3Eyu02fXl

[Jeremy Slater @jerslater]

That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen, and I wrote FANTASTIC FOUR.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

Spicy Dan is the best Dan. #SpicyDan2020

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

All across America, people are ready to take a shower.

[Ally Seibert @ally_seibert]

Nooooo this was my nightmare come true. EVERYONE NEEDS TO VOTE.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The death of Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, just 46 days before the election, could thrust the Supreme Court to the spotlight in a way unseen in modern times, upping the stakes in what is already regarded as a pivotal election.

Column from @markzbarabak: https://t.co/w3EqqhRWur