Ally🪐

riding the wave ♉️

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[Melina 🇻🇦 @bioenergeticmel]

You can always just decide that you’re so back

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

you’ll never catch me being nonchalant. i’m a die hard chalanter. always chalanting. giving so many chalants.

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[erica @ericanextdooor]

hey boss can i go home i’m feeling unserious and silly today

[sophie @netcapgirl]

this is me to the homies every single day

[motti @motticomedy]

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

[The Tiny Wisdom @thetinywisdom]

The art of leaving

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[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

I wasn’t

[retired feral rat girl @_mull__]

this is how your email finds me

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Sad to report that if you just get up and start doing things, they get done.

There should be a better way though.

[jackee @takeiteasyjack]

the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Guy who is about to drink like he used to:

Man I really can’t drink like i used to

[Joel Jeffrey @joeljeffrey]

I hate when people accuse me of lolly gagging when I'm quite clearly dilly dallying

[Chris @citehchris]

why is kiss cam reserved for sporting events? every chili's grill and bar should have a kiss cam

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

do football players have to wear helmets to stop them from kissing each other on the lips