I’m never giving up ice cream because it’s perfect for everything. Happy? Get ice cream. It’s your birthday? Get ice cream. Need a first date idea? Get ice cream. Sad? Get ice cream. Ate all day long but still need something else? Get ice cream. See? Get ice cream 🍦
Skaters, imagine this:
It’s the year 2022. You’re sitting w/ your best friends, formerly known as your teammates, watching your fav event at the Winter Olympics & nothing could make u happier than knowing that synchronized skating finally became an Olympic sport. #whynotsynchro
Students: we need more parking
Hood: new furniture in whit???
Students: No more parking
Hood: campo needs to give more parking tickets??
Students: More par..
Hood: MORE FLOWERS IN THE PERGOLA???? https://t.co/AO7uFAmdgV
Students: plz this campus is falling apart
Hood: The Portal™
Students: sinks are overflowing in rooms and being removed rather than fixed
Hood: The Portal™
Students: we don’t even have a fucking engineering major???
Hood:
Students:
Hood:
Students:
Hood: Stadium lights! https://t.co/tcKc95TDqF