WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS
what people say drinking a lot of water can do for u:
- makes your skin good
- makes ur liver good
- makes u feel more awake
- makes u a god
what is really does:
- gotta piss
- sorry gotta piss again