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Visual Learner • 2014 @Chipotle Boorito Contest Winner • Water Bearer • Elvis Costello knows this world is killing me

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@hannaahhn they dont go outside so this tracks

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@ThrillaRilla369 its both tbh

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Congress, are you okay?
You’ve barely touched your fucking checks and balances.

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@jonbrooks just in??

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@goddammitsarah @washingtonpost I don't need lower prices - I need my job to pay me my salary that has been adjusted for inflation

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@godspeedbrother Wait....is this me from the other dimension?

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@divalectics at 3 weeks old, me or that baby would not be going to a wedding

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@girlcloudnine Wizard of Ozempic

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@aplus_tweets @BlkMissFrizzle 2012**

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

we need a department of kerning

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@unusual_whales LOL

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@Colonel_Myway that sounds like a terrible idea

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@souljagoyteller Definitely a similar vibe to Obama and even Bernie's campaigns but on a slightly smaller scale.

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

My buddy lost his job to AI. It was his job to chug thousands of gallons of water at a data center

[trash jones @jzux]

i did not spend years turning the faucet off while i brushed my teeth so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@junglewarsaw My OB (here in the US) doesn't have any availability until August 2026 for just a regular annual appointment

[zoë @zoveeo]

phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

[Dean @1_syer]

It will trickle down anytime now

[a l l y s o n @allysonmcgovern]

@___frye woof that entire type treatment is awful