allyson sutton

freelance writer, marketing strategist & hype girl for emerging brands

[John Oliver @iamjohnoliver]

Here's our piece on NRA TV from last night...https://t.co/ndihCo61Yk

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

My thoughts on the upcoming sports bowl this weekend. Also only came out of a Twitter hiatus to follow @MoonPie, TBH. https://t.co/a0CsAC5qDY

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

If I had a football team I’d probably name it the MoonPies because of obvious reasons

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

@CLChild Yeah

[Kirsten Gillibrand @SenGillibrand]

A quick reminder: Have you signed up to #GetCovered for 2018? The deadline is Friday, so make sure to get it done: https://t.co/rJyLTZEisH

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

@JHUBB nominating this for best tweet of 2017

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

March will be here sooner than you know it. Hint, hint, @joelrsadler #alliwantformybirthday https://t.co/eFhJcPIsp1

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Office cake is how we self care. Thanks @SenGillibrand!

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

“I’m gonna go home & get stoned and witchy and burn some sage because my bedroom hasn’t been feeling right lately” #OverheardInLA

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

“As long as the attention is focused on bump stocks, he said, the NRA doesn’t have to talk about assault rifles.” https://t.co/WlXOm6Y4Zq

[ThinkProgress @thinkprogress]

How the NRA and the far-right are quietly mobilizing to kill gun safety reform after Vegas https://t.co/817ZZhD2bu

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

@SubwayListens TBH, really just mad that her compliment didn’t come with a bag of chips. 🤷‍♀️

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

@balbert86 @SUBWAY Really puts the ‘no’ in oregano.

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

When a lady in khakis & a @SUBWAY t-shirt tells you she likes your jeans, are you living life right or doing something wrong?

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

So inspired by this talk! (also really want @rmsbeauty to read my astrology chart....✨) #GoodBiz2017 #BadassWoman https://t.co/7ERi4TCrAF

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Lock her up.
https://t.co/MRMah4ibyt

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

HAHAHAHA NOTHING MATTERS
https://t.co/hL8gwVRlyr

[💋 @rosecorbz]

The engineer for your fave trap hits is a woman. That is all. That is everything. https://t.co/YdSessztS8

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

.@ShopWitchsy you are genius. Now excuse me while I scream for an hour. https://t.co/wX8F7NbVr4

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

These women entrepreneurs created a fake male cofounder to dodge startup sexism https://t.co/d87Bf0EODf

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We are living through a battle for the soul of this nation.
https://t.co/2XtpeyhVex

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

Now I'm listening to "You'll Be in My Heart" and crying at my desk. Thanks, Stef. 🙈🙈 https://t.co/4WAZ5BENP6

[Stefan Kalczynski @stefkal_]

Is Tarzan the greatest Disney movie solely based on the fact that it's soundtrack is entirely Phil Collins? #McGregorVsMayweather

[allyson sutton @allysonsutton]

How I feel about today's @Spotify #NewMusicFriday. A remix of @rodstewart? And let's not even bother with #TSwift.