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software, systems, shitposting

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and we’ll never sleep, will we folks? always dancing, we’re dancing. you ask around, they’re saying we’ll never die. just tremendous, we’ll never die.

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@ryxcommar in their defense, it might be their first time seeing “API with useful documentation”.

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@uwu_underground @IceSolst if the new government won’t honour an old deed, why are they honouring old crypto?

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@nise_yoshimi the hideaki annos of the world are the exceptions that prove the rule.

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@jakebackpack @DavidAstinWalsh the theoretical knowledge is ubiquitous, but even with an advanced industrial economy the technical engineering knowledge required to run an enrichment plant is specific and difficult to reproduce. writing it down isn’t enough, it needs to be taught.

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@nise_yoshimi every one of these people has aura off the charts

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@MickamiousG @marzephyr12 @JacintaAllanMP i wouldn’t love to not pay tax because the country would collapse. my tax dollars go to good things like, as of today, getting kids to school. seems alright.

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@htmx_org any idea?

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@CaroDiRusso @AvidCommentator @sandylanceley that doesn’t sound like much of an “actual solution” then.

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@postoctobrist for the curious https://t.co/jwtCYI5Po9

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@postoctobrist one of my favourite videos

[Breakfast Presley @Elmo_Oxygen]

Me: You know NEOM?
GF: no
Me: Ok but you know the saudi Arabian city that's all in a line?
Gf: No
Me: Well they're making it smaller than before

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me say this as clearly as I can:

I’m the sitting President of the United States.

I’m the nominee of the Democratic party.

I’m staying in the race.

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people about to face recriminations:

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

If this goes the way it seems to be going, a plea: Hold the recriminations. The important thing will be figuring out how to fight the climate of repression, which will begin via preemptive obedience long before the government formally changes hands

[• rachel • @rachelwilbury]

guy who doesn't want trump to win because he wants to preserve grover cleveland's legacy as the only president to serve non-consecutive terms

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@DrawsMiguel i have lost my mind trying to explain to frontend developers why it does not in fact "do the same thing as react". looking at the benchmarks drives me further over the brink.

[J. M. W. Turner @artistturner]

Keelmen heaving in coals by night

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@alisonunlocked bookmarking this one for the inevitable qt

[JP @jpbrammer]

[muttering feverishly on my deathbed] Aubrey Plaza is Wow Platinum….