maybe: alonso

my first rodeo | 4.84 40-yard dash

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

I’m not airheaded but I am airbodied

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

@ForePlayPod @petermillar @RiggsBarstool @JaredSwagson

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

🏡 RIGGS EXPERIENCE GIVEAWAY 🏡

One winner and their friend will get a FREE round trip to Pinehurst for 2 nights & 2 rounds of golf, PLUS fully scripted travel outfits from @PeterMillar.

5 other winners will be selected to receive scripting golf outfits from Peter Millar & a Barstool Prize Pack.

To enter:
-Follow @petermillar & @foreplaypod
-Retweet
-Tag the friend you’d bring to Pinehurst

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

just bought love & other drugs on amazon prime

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

woke up in roku city

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

I was put on this planet to sit on the couch watching Bar Rescue

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

@artemiypanarin thank you

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

. @PFTCommenter How are you getting ready for March madness Friday? I’m respecting the 4th president and badgering everyone to read the constitution because everyone knows the only victory involving Madison tonight will be won by James

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

@86Kucherov thank you

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

@luka7doncic thank you

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

@theoschneider5 European girlfriend humblebrag

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

ahhhhh just found out it’s 3pm

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

been yearning all morning

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

please lord I’ve seen what you’ve done for others

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

nah this is wild

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

3-5 beers to stop the shaking and I’m off to the water park with my son

[maybe: alonso @alonso_lora]

I’m soooooo drunkkkk @AADaddario

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

5 Benefits of a 4 Day Work Week

1. One Less Day of Work
2. Only 4 days of work
3. The amount of days you need to work is less
4. As opposed to 5 days of work, it's 4
5. You don't have to work that fifth day

[logan @schizopilledgf]

the mead is flowing, the wenches are topless… there is much plague in the world but not in this tavern