alpal

i quit

[alpal @alpal7598]

@riiiiichapatel These are my exact sentiments

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Sorry I missed your call I was waiting for my phone to stop ringing

[Alumni Association of the University of Michigan @michiganalumni]

We're not crying, you're crying. https://t.co/lolUGROSuW

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

having plants is good for mental health because you can track your decline via their decline

[prance @bocxtop]

the cdc dropped that announcement on a friday like it was a surprise album

[alpal @alpal7598]

@caitlin_mir Disgusting. Delete this.

[🪐 ਮਨਵੀਰ 🪐 @sleepvir]

Y’all don’t know where or what the UP is but that’s ok, we’ll handle that later cause cnjdjdkdkdk

[alpal @alpal7598]

@tiffanybu7 My roommates and I developed an emotional dependence on this show last year that none of us have been able to shake since

[Shapiro Undergraduate Library (the UGLI) @UMichUGLI]

Me the Monday before the Ohio State game every year when @UMichFootball is 9-2:

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

102-year-old Beatrice Lumpkin put on a face shield and gloves and took her ballot to the mailbox.

When she was born, women couldn't vote.

[🙇🏽‍♀️ @vvtfnuz]

My laptop watching me redownload the same syllabus 200 times

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Rent-free.

[alpal @alpal7598]

@arjunrama11 I was actually very sentimental doing it

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

“So if you defund police who you gone call when you’re in danger?”

There are a lot of resources that explains what defunding the police means but I know some of you will “hear it better” if it came out of the mouth of someone who looks like you. So listen to John Oliver

[selome hailu @selomeeeee]

your 7th grade english teacher scars you and your 11th grade teacher heals you that's how it goes i don't make the rules

[aspiring disinformation monger @cogitatotomato]

A tale in two parts:

[alpal @alpal7598]

Choose your fighter:

[Ann Coulter @AnnCoulter]

For people under 60, coronavirus is LESS dangerous than the seasonal flu: