Will Olsen

Renewable Energy Finance | DERs & VPPs | Solar + Storage | Capital Markets | @NorthwesternU

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

They say that Ernest Hemingway was out drinking at the bar with his contemporaries when one of them bet him $20 that he couldn’t write a terrifying horror story using only 6 words. Hearing this, Hemingway grabbed a pen and wrote on a napkin, “Tweet translated from Hebrew by Grok”

[Keleback @kkKelechi_]

Got banned from an atheist gc for Islamophobia wtf

[blackstar @blackstarops]

U.S. coast guard auxiliary anti-submarine forces, known as the "corsair fleet," patrolling the atlantic ocean (1943)

[Compound248 💰 @compound248]

If I am @sundarpichai, I will bury all competing foundational models in negative gross margin tokens for eternity.

I will NEVER take my foot off the pricing gas: to merely compete, I will force you to dilute your equity into oblivion.

Sam will drown in my tsunami of COGS. $GOOG

[War Monitor Clips @WarMonitorClips]

UA soldier shows his skill using a grenade launcher learned in the stalker game

[Johnny Crust 4 @JohnnyCrust4]

You just won a 2-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to the capital stack. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?

[Greater Pennsylvania @PennMaxxing]

King of Sweden figured this out 500+ years ago to price cargo value for import taxes

1. You declare the assessed value of your asset, you pay the tax on your assessed value

2. The king has the right to buy the asset at the declared value

Lindy

[𝔐𝔽𝓩 @mean_field_zane]

Economists are already writing about this. Current generations of economics grad students are essentially being radicalized into anti-rent-seeking jihadists by Acemoglu, Friedman, Mokyr, Stigler, Glaeser, and Hsieh. It is glorious.

[Igor Brigadir 🇺🇦 @IgorBrigadir]

No babe I love your stated preferences the revealed ones scare me

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

ME: fuck, this spreadsheet is going to be unreadable

ENENTARZI (Sumerian accountant whose soul is imprisoned in my Excel program): O great scribe, by the blessing of Nadu, perhaps a pivot table?

ME: hey thanks man

ENENTARZI: Truly this afterlife is a wondrous and blessed one

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

they should invent a train that goes to greenpoint

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

Googling "basketball moves to make black guys say, ‘ok i see you Wonder Bread’” before my pickup game

[Gappy (Giuseppe Paleologo) @__paleologo]

Finance

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Cover of the New Yorker: "West 4th"

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

Going out in NYC when it’s 80+ degrees

[liens of new york @liensofnewyork]

Perfect day. Making the wife run a slant route in prospect park

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

the G train. or as i like to refer to it, walking

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

FIFA having its corrupt way with every single city and country its ever touched until suddenly being shocked and stunned into submission by a final, even more corrupt thing: New Jersey