Vinegar Gengar

the captain of a ship is in charge of the ship

[Vinegar Gengar @alsodoso]

LeCheesesteak

[keegan @FranziaMom]

I’ve said it so many times but this is really The Indie Rock song of the last few years. https://t.co/D4q9pfwS6V

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

They made this lady in the Fox News lab

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

pretty decent encapsulation of the last few years on here

[saying "yes, master" to the GPS @GarlicCorgi]

REALLY excited to stand next to the president today!! Wore my lucky striped green shirt😃

[David Pfau @pfau]

Generations are mostly a fake concept, except when a historic event like WWII actually creates a stark dividing line in lived experience based on age. COVID was one of those events, and yet we're not allowed to change where the line is because of some Salon thinkpiece in 2016.

[地獄ケーキ(Hokusaist)👹🐉🗡️🇺🇸 @JigokuCake]

This is the kind of shit Godspeed You! Black Emperor would use as an album cover with a title like "And the Holy Flame Blinded us for 333000 Years Pt. II"

[Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider]

here's my problem with "the pitt": the way the season turned out was NOT the same as the way i depicted it on my kitchen table using my homemade "the pitt" character dolls and impersonating all of their voices. and i think we all need to talk about that

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

At work, you must adopt the baseball mindset that 78 losses a year is still probably getting you into the playoffs

[Kevin → Plant Daddy @KevinEspiritu]

I have NEVER seen this in my 13+ years gardening! This is an albino cucumber, in the sense that it has a genetic mutation to either not synthesize chlorophyll or not even produce chlorophlasts (the things that synthezize chlorophyll)

You can tell it's a true albino because the stem is also pure white. It's smaller than the rest of the cucumber seedlings as well...

You might be wondering how it was even able to survive to this point - don't plants need chlorophyll to photosynthesize?

YES, they do - but seeds have a little trick up their sleeves in the fact that they have endosperm, which is basically energy from the parent plant that produced the seed it "packs" into the seed to help them get through the first 1-2 weeks of life

It's highly unlikely this plant will survive another week, so it's VERY cool to catch this phenomenon!

[Josh @Dynamitejimi]

A client going to Augusta this week challenged me to see if I could embroider him a hat honoring the Black caddies at the Masters today.

I told him give me an hour.

I know what I have to tweak but it came out pretty good for the time allotted.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

if u say no to pretzels, the flight attendant should give u something called a Coin of Restraint. while worth nothing now, these coins will play a major role in the afterlife

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@KatieMiller Katie, your children are going to disown you and your husband before they make it to college. With any luck you’ll take yourself out of their lives prematurely. just kidding lol

[Dave Jones @eevblog]

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Retweet so every is aware.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

@NancyMace As soon as it becomes advantageous.

[Ryan Broderick @broderick]

Fascinating platform story happening around the Graham Platner stuff. The source of almost all of the discourse about Platner on X right now is an account that only had 70 followers at the start of the week, isn't a real Maine news outlet, and was created in August.