Alistair Salmon

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@matt_edge @PolicyExpert Oooooo. Such a diva

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@SiTheMackem "Severe muscle cramping"

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@AlternativeMUFC When i livednin Eccles i had a woodburner fitted by Firecraft fireplaces in Chorley. Top customer service, great price, well worth checking them out!

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@SiTheMackem As a boxing match it was so so too

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@AndyRobsonTips I can imagine that a Berg yellow card would be celebrated by the whole of England as much as a goal!

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@AndyRobsonTips Blackburn vs Derby, couldn't imagine anything worse

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@bitter_barman @sainsburys @grok did Sainsburys every look into this

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@SiTheMackem Follow us for a bit. At least we are entertaining

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Happy International Womens Day I find it ironic that in some parts of the world the patriarchy have decided to take an hour off today of all days! Spring forward!#InternationalWomensDay

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@AlternativeMUFC Oh mate. I can taste that right now

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@AlternativeMUFC Least you picked a dry day for it mate!

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@EazynCo @BBCSport Why would the BBC pay the transfer fee?

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The scenes in Liverpool are sickening.
Why would someone do this?

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@AlternativeMUFC It will be worth the wait and send our apologies to the Mrs. Enjoy Cornwall

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@HarryMaguire93 @ManUtd Ping!

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@SiTheMackem Is it swelling? Try Ibuprofen

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@AlternativeMUFC Yep

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@EddieMa48612053 @darrengrimes That well known Eid celebration Homes under the hammer!