Dept Motor Vehicles

Home of the resistance for the U.S. Department of Motor Vehicles. Take a number.

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@JackPosobiec OR, probably, maybe those teenagers who need to be told not to eat tide pods...shouldn't be able to buy an AR-15?

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@HouseScience @SecretaryPerry The DOE is to "regs & tax policy" what you are to science: completely unrelated

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@AltStateDpt Apparently @POTUS believes the first step towards draining the swamp is hiring it

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@AltUSPressSec First @Twitter president, first Twitter #resistance! #WeAreAltGov

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@AltYelloNatPark We won't change either. Our blood runs thick with #resistance (and a smattering of entrenched bureaucracy and general laziness)

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@AltUSPressSec @realDonaldTrump That burn was so sick it won't be able to get healthcare coverage

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@HouseScience @EPA hahahaha oh wait this wasn't @altHouseScience

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@AlternateUSFW Maybe we didn't get coal in our Christmas stocking, but it kind of feels like a toothbrush, an orange, and socks

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@altNOAA According to @CDCgov @Alt_CDC, 1.7 million of those people will have an overnight hospital stay this year...now without insurance

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How do #climate scientists know our oceans are warming? They get help from very, very lonely robots: https://t.co/Hho180DfGt #sciencefacts

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@ALT_USCIS @realDonaldTrump One Chris Christie special, coming right up!

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@ActualEPAFacts To be clear, they're upset because #swampcare doesn't repeal the ACA hard enough

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@RogueNASA And here I thought this was going to be a quiz about what kind of chemtrail I was... Well done @BuzzFeed

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@ACLU 47% of us don't even have $400 stashed away. Let's be honest about who wins/loses when reform = health savings accts. #swampcare

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@ACLU Hate convenient gov't sites like https://t.co/JU35pU8ADh? We sure do. You'll love filling out Form 8889 to set up your HSA. #swampcare

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@alt_labor OH HELLO CINDY. I'M SINGING TO MY VEGETABLES.

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Not making this up: GOP healthcare plan repeals ACA tax on indoor tanning. Here's for a leathery, oranger America! #MakeAmericaOrangeAgain

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@AltHVNP This certainly is Nixon, not the way @realDonaldTrump believes, but because we haven't had this level of sleaziness in the WH since

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@LastWeekTonight PLEASE von Shellington III has more analytic jurisprudence in his LEFT CLAW than the other two put together #ClawAndOrder

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@alt_labor What's the #AltBeef?