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Capitalism Delanda Est. Official Bernie Bro. Smart brother with poor judgement.

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Friedrich Engels, at the pub with the boys, c. 1848:

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@emmitonair

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Rotta the Hutt had a hole in the floor of his bedroom. A hole with a Rancor in it.

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@TheAlexSylvian Then Brienne joined to add the TQIA+, George was a visionary.

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@neeratanden Would you also apply this standard to the IDF and Netanyahu?

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@kampeas @sfrantzman Using the past to try and predict the future is "essentialist?" You're just arguing against the concept of logical reasoning.

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Robert Baratheon, first of his name, and Gendry, if Cersei was chill.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger helping train love child at Venice gym for bodybuilding debut https://t.co/5r7GYncVto

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@Timodc @JulianAndreone A Bush-era Republican pretending campaign contributions have no effect on what politicians "believe?" Goddamn, I feel young again.

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@mattyglesias "Strap the magnets to your head until you forget about the dead schoolchildren and start feeling admiration for Les Wexner."

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@arash_tehran You work for The Atlantic

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War and Peace is fucking hilarious. Tolstoy ends chapters like, "Nikolai saw the Tsar Alexander, tall upon his horse, and felt endless love spill from his breast. The golden light of the sun kissed every brave Russian soldier. It was the day before the Battle of Austerlitz.*

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@bigblackjacobin bookmarking this for my weakest days

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@bzngg_ig @ghostnjon Loras is a joust merchant. He confirms that Garlan is the better sword, and Loras' only combat kills are his brothers in the Rainbow Guard who were probably super confused about why Loras was trying to kill them

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@treeaston

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@DKThomp

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@mattyglesias @zachdcarter @sarahmillerdc They have our housing, our media, our political institutions, and abundance of child sex slaves. What more would you like us to give them? Should we just cancel the primaries, to avoid giving them the ick?

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@chrislhayes Try to remember this next time you're interviewing Reid Hoffman

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@treeaston

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@Pastele01 Lol the funny thing is he didn't even quit, he got fired. He just had nothing else on his resume but Kingsguard so he was like, "Damn better go find another king/queen." Like, dawg, just get a real job and be a hedge knight.

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@DouglasLFarrar @mattyglesias You're barking up the wrong tree, Matt thinks Lina Khan is also a threat to democracy and the rule of law.

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@CBSNews Scoops of ideas!