Adrian Luna

I'm all about stupid

[Adrian Luna @aluna978]

Please don’t interrupt me while I’m tying my shoes.

[Adrian Luna @aluna978]

French onion soup. Forever.

[old toons @oldtoons_]

We used to be a proper country

[Adrian Luna @aluna978]

I have waited through the night for snow I haven’t seen in many years. Shaking rock salt onto the walking paths of my home feels now like a protection ritual I was taught young and have since forgotten. I am homesick.

[Francesco Aglieri Rinella @takeuchifilm]

The American Midwest On Film

[Verbal Assassin ✍🏽 @ulovewendy]

I’m this years old

[Adrian Luna @aluna978]

Dreamt I was in the remake of Attack of the 50ft Woman. It was horrific. She was crying wailing and it was deafening. I saw her pinch a man between her fingers like an ant. Jack Black was there too, he tried to light her on fire with paint thinner, he was thrown past the horizon

[Adrian Luna @aluna978]

Being hella brown and hella high to spite hitler on his birthday

[billiam @BillRatchet]

it’s 4/20 baby national panic attack day it’s time to hit that god damn 8 gram blunt 16 times in a row , get a little freaked out and secretly uber home from the function to jerk off in a pitch black room with 1 airpod in

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Chips before work, make stomach hurt. Chips before bed, keep a man fed.

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I hope everyone stays safe during the Eclipse today except one guy

[Alton Brown @altonbrown]

Dear professional cooks, if you’ve gotten into the habit of introducing yourself as “chef _______” like it’s your first name…maybe stop doing that.