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always finish what you st

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

Me staring at my online exam while opening chegg/google and FaceTiming 3 of my classmates after attending approximately zero of my zoom meetings:

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

Right pocket: phone

Left pocket: wallet, keys, loose change, white owls, chapstick, eyedrops, unopened beer, Nintendo DSi, a spare tire

Me: “all set”

[jake barch @jakebarch]

Just watch this

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

@jakebarch We’ll have a bed made in the bathroom next time for ya

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

*Walking around with my hair tied up*

White people: “WHATUP JACKIE CHAN”

[TV 📈 @TJV_x]

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[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

Bike got stolen overnight and replaced with a new one... jokes on you homie your bike has brakes lol

[Shizz @shizzytweets]

Lansing, Michigan 😍😍 https://t.co/ylBlyjz3rn

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

@noahromain

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

RIP Mac

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

A quick shoutout

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Bucs QB Jameis Winston has not been notified of his suspension, nor has the team, sources said. But the expectation is he’s off the field for several games. The next similar circumstance will mean a one-year suspension for Winston.

[Johnny Manziel @JManziel2]

Have another 10 signed jerseys for whoever retweets this https://t.co/IuDaVsLkkH #GigEm

[Zach Brown @ZachBrown_55]

Look, don't play football if u don't wanna get hit or hurt. So stop crying about getting hit !!! You know what u sign up for.

[🖕🏼 @aluo19]

If you suck at the electric guitar, don't blare your practice sessions for the whole floor to hear past midnight...