Tobi Shamu

On here to tweet advice I can’t take & complain about work. Minneapolis Comic

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

The OKC Thunder defense when Anthony Edwards touches the ball

[Tobi Shamu @always_etin]

Pods & Buddy getting clamped. Draymond ain’t big enough. Butler & Curry can’t do it alone. Wolves in 4

[Tobi Shamu @always_etin]

Watching kdot & Sza in concert with the wolves game on my phone. We up 16 I could cry rn

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Me in the stands after Ja Morant hits a 3

[Tobi Shamu @always_etin]

Yall will never guess who this tweet is about

[Krypto Ron @bossvybes]

@mymixtapez My boy look like he hard to beat at chess

[+ @_wegotthejaz]

god watching you steal welfare money

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

I want everybody to get off pills.

[Tobi Shamu @always_etin]

PUT DOWN THE PERCS

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Anthony Edwards: “Where you from?”
Jokic: “Serbia”
Anthony Edwards: “Shit sound wack”

[The GM 🇨🇻 @hibsidnolic]

Takes a war criminal to know who’d win in war 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

[Bask @baskgod]

I want J Cole to know the last thing OJ heard from him was an apology

[Tobi Shamu @always_etin]

At the 🔂 counting the white women

[Soulja Boy @souljaboy]

I’m just a good vibe type nigga

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

contracts signed by Kirk Cousins:

2012: standard 4-yr rookie deal
2016: $19.9M fully guaranteed
2017: $23.9M fully guaranteed
2018: $84.0M fully guaranteed
2020: $66.0M fully guaranteed
2022: $35.0M fully guaranteed
2024: $150M ($100M fully guaranteed)

career: $411M thru 2027...

...of which $329M was fully guaranteed

(and 1 playoff win in 12 years)

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Her: “I need a man who don’t play”

Me:

[Zito @_Zeets]

I know Steph Curry is somewhere disgusted at this