Cig Newton

Area Man

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

if Rachel Dolezal's handle being "@ rachelprofiling"

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

miami occupied government @esaagar

[Palantir @PalantirTech]

We have moved our headquarters to Miami, Florida.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

when you're explaining you're losing

[KidRock @KidRock]

My halftime performance was pre recorded but performed live. No lipsycing like the haters and fake news are trying to report. When they synced the cameras to my performance on Bawitdaba, it did not line up as I explain in this video.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

"I just haven’t seen a good bull case for Waddle” and “There’s a lot of support for Gobble, but maybe I’m just in an echo chamber.”

https://t.co/sUML9SQ4We

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

Spare a thought for "Truss the Process"

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

They tried to silence her. They failed.

The Liz Truss Show — December 5th.

It’s time to fight for the West.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

the audacity to wear team Jordans...terrible.

[Lancevideos @lancevideos]

The A-Team press corps has taken over type beat.

[Michael Dell 🇺🇸 @MichaelDell]

$6.25 billion. 25 million children. $250 each.

Susan and I believe the smartest investment we can make is in children. That’s why we’re so excited to contribute $6.25 billion from our charitable funds to help 25 million children start building a strong financial foundation through Invest America. 💪📈🇺🇸

https://t.co/Rua4PBJaEc

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

there's really so much disdain for consumers/fans/audiences across every facet of culture. for example, why do we need a "rules expert" or "rules analyst"? what even is that? who are these people? it's like a charity position

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

no one is doing it quite like the Times of India

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

liverpool have not been the same since @FBIDirectorKash wore that tie.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

come on man.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

this city is far too dog friendly. restaurants. bars. the office. subways. busses. ubers.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

These people are so dumb and such pussies, it's unbelievable. Could fall on the floor and miss the ground.

[Savanah Hernandez @Savsays]

I personally had New Yorkers thanking me for bringing light to how bad Canal street has gotten.

Illegal immigration and the crime tied to it have been plaguing your city, I make no apologies for reporting on what real New Yorkers have to deal with every single day.

[Zito @_Zeets]

Rappers used to narrate movies. A classic!

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

Why is he wearing Vans

[Nancy French @NancyAFrench]

A masked ICE agent sprayed David Black, pastor of First Presbyterian Church of Chicago, directly in the face during protests outside the ICE processing facility in Broadview, Illinois.

Photo by Ashlee Rezin of the Chicago Sun-Times.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

this is the cursed logical endpoint of "community driven marketing"

https://t.co/lD1Y7rWTiC

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

this thick skulled ghoul, cross eyed kash patel wearing a liverpool tie in senate testimony is such an unbelievably bad look man. shocking.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

Voice notes are the dumbest, most obnoxious form of communication. just a bunch of people making out with WhatsApp or whatever and getting tinnitus.

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

Some of the lamest shit out there.

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

.@chuckschumer shares THREE KEYS to midterm strategy.

With Sherrod Brown running, step 3 is almost complete.

See the full conversation on TEST DRIVE

[Cig Newton @always_saltined]

A few things unacceptable to do as a man:
- ride an electric scooter
- use a portable fan
- not eat your pizza crust
- post your spotify wrapped
- jersey with player name on back