Kenzie Kesselring

reader, writer + middle school teacher (she/her/hers) #BlackLivesMatter #readbannedbooks 📚

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

QUICK BILLY, ITS A FOH LEAF CLOVAH🍀

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

They need to expand Make A Wish for people who have eczema

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you could be havin the worst day of ur fuckin life and here comes ur fat ass cat begging for food again

[Dinah @dinahaddie]

anyone else increasingly bothered by the fact that everything is fucking insane

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Raising teens is fun if you want someone to think you’re the dumbest human alive while simultaneously needing your help to do anything

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“Marijuana affects your memory” that’s fine. Better even

[໊ @wynavira]

deep rooted respect for women who openly get mad and are okay with being perceived as bitchy

[alli @sonofalli]

me and somebody’s dad at work

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

first time i’ve seen my marriage represented on screen

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

It's unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[masha @masha_slp]

What doesn’t kill you gives you cortisol spike, weight gain and hair loss.

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[Shannon’s Spanx @Shannonsspanx]

Happy Easter!

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I'm glad we could come to a misunderstanding

[katie maloney defender @_danaykroyd_]

Best part of this Summer House drama is that no one gives a fuck how Kyle Cooke is doing

[Kenzie Kesselring @alwaysbsleeping]

Literally me teaching my kids how to write an essay

[miss missouri @izzitrin]

the lion does not concern herself with writing a conclusion to an essay. the lion already said what she fucking said take it or leave it