2023 and me

for the hipsters and the dipshits

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@TrueBlueBYU1984 @CycloneLarry69 We’ll be fine assuming Konrardy figures out how to kick 92 yarders in the off season

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@Cecilia_Nasmith @awalmartparking We’re learning thanks to @Sethrogen and Marty Scorsese #TheStudio

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@ThiccholasCage @iam_johnw Straight to El Salvador via floor portal

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@bennymac2186873 @bw0mp_ @JoestarJokic The why do I still hate Aaron Craft so much?

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@animated_memory @buccocapital The credit card cash back of the future is free guac or queso upgrades for klarna users paying in installments

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@Seabiker98101 @flyguy84 @jseattle You definitely should. And livestream yourself so the internet can laugh at you when you find out what it actually is. You know there is non-Hollywood industry based *right here* in Seattle right?

[2023 and me @alxkc]

What rate limit, exactly, am I not supposed to exceed, officer twitter?

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@MagisterIR @sweatystartup I went to a flyover state school and have excelled in big tech for over a decade. There are many paths to success that don’t cost 6 figures.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@p8stie @DavePunFun You give yourself to the squid

[2023 and me @alxkc]

Seattle is really missing a dark, moody dive bar that brightens up and gets a little silly as the evening progresses. In other words, I still haven’t gotten over Neon Boots closing during COVID.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@mrfurious911 @brad_polumbo Join the Satanic Temple today and you’re good to go.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@BLynn2782 @jeffvcook @Biaggi4NY Dorms are a massive ripoff, but after freshman year it’s feasible to live meagerly on a tight budget.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@BLynn2782 @jeffvcook @Biaggi4NY Iowa State. Even out of state tuition is still sub-$30k. I had a solid starter job out of school, and moved to the coast for a six figure salary within 4 years of graduating.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@SDKThe9God @visualbasic97 *sheepishly walks into Dairy Queen at age 48*

Bro: Uh boss, sorry I’m going to have to quit, my daughters graduation is next week and I really need the time off.

Boss (a 17 year old): cool, whatever. Live your life

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@FlexionPlease @dartagnank Oh wow, you discovered why black people are underrepresented at all levels above a high school education. If only we could do something about that.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

sorry i cant pick you up from the airport because uhhh the founding fathers wouldnt want that

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@SwannMarcus89 The left and right could unite by blocking fringe twitter losers on both sides, starting with this guy.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@HawkeyeHunz Intelligent, non-diverse students from a middle class, supportive family will probably succeed regardless of university brand name.

[2023 and me @alxkc]

@HawkeyeHunz I was a hiring manager during a corporate diversity initiative that I felt was immoral/borderline illegal. I’m actually ok with AA at the university level because if you’re trying to achieve diversity goals at the corp level you need to push opportunity down to younger levels.