Alyssa

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. that’s all I’ve ever wanted.

[primadonna @versaceschanel]

the girls from other species are moving differently

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

I, apparently a naive idiot, had assumed that this was what “we background check our drivers” always meant.

[Colyn @colynelliott]

so this just ruined my day

[Kristin Raworth 🇨🇦 @KristinRaworth]

I’m simply not ready to hear what Eugene or Dan Levy have to say

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[২ @musesarchive]

I’m sorry but the robbers got TASTE

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ummmm no I don’t watch “Instagram Reels.” I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source

[helen @helen]

let’s be real the best invention of the last five years is not chatgpt. it’s nerds gummy clusters

[lady stardust @cinethanhunt]

i personally find it very disrespectful that i can’t watch this right this minute

[jess 🏒 @bellysinfinite]

me every single time jeremiah pops up on my screen

[camila ⋆ @annahniram]

me every time belly and jeremiah are on screen

[erika @yeeeerika]

a crispy diet coke should be free if it’s Urgent

[KYLESISTER @AriTheDon]

I gotta get down there to red lobster and see what the fuck going on.

[Chris @citehchris]

i just think a full time job should be like 20 maybe 25 hours max anything more is ridiculous. i’ve got other things i need to do! should also make 120k minimum

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

this heat is not joke people, please stay safe. if you feel like you are close to heat exhaustion please listen to your body, find the closest mexican restaurant and order their largest margarita.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

keeping it so real with you guys. i would watch one of these movies every single day. i love fun. i love magic. i love when there’s a group assembled & each member has A Specialty. i will go to the theater & eat so much popcorn & drink so much diet coke & have the time of my life