alyssa

she/her/hers

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

I TAKE IT BACK

[Lauren @libralaur]

I’ll share my location with a squirrel Idgaf

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

y’all shivering in this cold cause them shein jackets made out of paper towels

[fedaykin 🇵🇸🔻🇱🇧 @fedaykineya]

3.8 MILLION PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA VOTED TO KEEP SLAVERY LEGAL.

[sally darr @sallydarr]

libbed out so hard I forgot that men at their very core hate women

[Alex Chueh @alexanderao]

Not sure how to follow Election Night?

Use my Election Night Watchlist! It'll show you how different types of places are voting vs. past elections. Will college towns swing to Harris? Is Trump making inroads in cities?

I'll update it as results come in!

https://t.co/mF8QaTKqjM

[s1lky 🐉 @s1lkytofu]

TW: stalker

Hi everyone, my stalker's name is Timothy Marinkovich. He used to go to UC Riverside. I dated him briefly back in 2021 and since then, he has not left me alone. I have had to move homes because of him. He has made several accounts on twitter and IG to contact me.

[b-rad 🦔 @catdadbatman]

Still obsessed with the fact that for the next 6 days they are possibly the last 9 people in the country that think Joe Biden is currently running for re-election #BB26

[alyssa @alyssa_fong]

girlhood is me crying at the club and my friend accurately *guessing* the highly specific situation i was crying over

[mariah ౨ৎ @karinapearlz]

problematic things rachel zegler has done

a much needed thread:

[alyssa @alyssa_fong]

miss @wynaliu what the fuck is a tube noodle

[whalefact @awhalefact]

i hope you whale forgive me

[Connor @Connorreality]

You’re not special we do this too but instead of March madness it’s Survivor

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

one day ur talking to someone for eight hours straight and suddenly its four years later and ur not rlly sure what city they live in now or what they thought of the album they were really looking forward to

[s 🍉🍒🎄 @saucherie]

saw this reel that said "no one thrives more in an airport than a solo travelling eldest daughter" and like YES so true

[Wicked Movie Updates @wickedupdate]

🚨 THE FIRST TEASER FOR 'WICKED' IS OUT!!! 🚨

[alyssa @alyssa_fong]

it's always "communicate more!" never "create a psychologically safe environment where I feel comfortable communicating in the first place"

[Lauren @gothamshitty]

The amount of consumerism needed to maintain a normative standard of modern femininity is insane… from makeup to skincare to hair and nail appointments to body hair removal to fad diets… so much time, money, and self-scrutiny necessary to be seen as an “acceptable” woman