alyssa wilson

[trash jones @jzux]

forehead kisses aren’t enough, i need you to zip me into your coat

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

you're not even watching the movie

me: yes I am

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[alyssa wilson @alyssadestinyw]

all I want is the boy who will sit down with me at a party and play a card game, I’ve been feeling this way for YEARS

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Daily affirmation: I am smart, capable and have perfect tits

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

This 23 Year Old Woman Hasn’t Had A Meal All Day And It’s 7PM

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

disclosing my twitter account on the first date to let them decide if they wish to continue

[cory @coolmathgame_]

i believe in this

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I need to lay on the floor about this

[alyssa wilson @alyssadestinyw]

Sometimes I space out so hard that I put my car in park before it’s even stopped

[Beeno @superduperBROCK]

Somebody said “Once you corny to me you on the cob forever” 😭 😭 😭

[alyssa wilson @alyssadestinyw]

Poetic justice but not Kendrick

[trash jones @jzux]

ahh sounds so fun but i already have plans

[Lily Nelson @baffledgiraffe]

I’d rather be a Russian woman than an American man

[alyssa wilson @alyssadestinyw]

If u haven’t eaten a pickle in a while then I highly encourage to

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

part of the american teenage experience is looking for a job and almost getting tricked into selling knives