alyssa jester

well, you do have the right to be an attorney

[alyssa jester @alyssajester]

whats up bitches!

[Just Jackson @weenenjoyer]

Cats (2019)

[NiKo 👾 @NickEnaigbe_]

Kids think they getting candy for Trick or Treat but they really getting my mixtape 💯

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“If you aren’t blowing off work today to get sloshed in the muni lot, you are letting the team down.”

-Kevin Stefanski

[Sam Stirling @samjstirling]

"How many days are there until Christmas?"

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

You can smell the Newports from there can’t you?

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

being drunk is so crazy bc it’s like… you mean i can be dumber than i already am??

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Waiting all day on the 4:25 start

[Jackie @jackbud13]

Me as a 5th year when the professor says “We have a lot of freshmen in here.”

[Kenzie Clarks❣️ @KenzieClarks]

Tequila be like “I know a spot” then take you here

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

The fact that the episode of sunny where dennis is eating cereal while driving and gets rear ended was inspired by that actually happening to glenn in real life is so fucking funny

[rachel coster @rcosterr]

If you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late to work