Alyssa Lillian

Canadian. Mom. Wannabe Witch. Human Ice Cube. 🐣

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@jk_rowling Chill out, Voldemort.

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@probonoattorney @WaitingOnBiden Literally the worst argument against student loan forgiveness I've ever heard 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@HamiltonMusical Southern motherfuckin democratic republicans

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

Pride is not the word I’m looking for #HamiltonFilm @HamiltonMusical @Lin_Manuel

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@AmberKhan saying “ It’s cardinal air. You wanna breathe, right?” While making this face is honestly exactly what I needed this morning 😂💕

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Here's your March #Hamildrop.
For the kids.
https://t.co/DcX0u6ECxX
#FoundTonight #MarchForOurLives

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@jrinos22 I support this.

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@MattBellassai @brokeymcpoverty what have you done

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

VH1 making me watch the last 5 minutes of twilight before rupauls drag race starts is homophonic

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

I’ve decided that instead of continuing to watch @NBCThisisUs , I’m just gonna hire someone to punch me in the face every week because that will hurt me less. #ThisIsUs #emotionalfacepunch #damnitgeorge

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@AmberKhan

[The Quietest Revolution @AmberKhan]

2018 is the year I'm not dealing with racism or sexism. You can have this pepper spray right down your throat. Say the n word in front of me, I dare you. Try to make me uncomfortable in any way. I fucking dare youuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I'll make you swallow this shit and like it.

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

Me watching @AmberKhan tell me all the shit I didn’t want to hear but high key needed to know in her Cancer January video.

[Jonathan Monitz @MonJonitz]

The reviews for "The Disaster Artist" are in: Overall, it's received Hi Marks.

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@jrinos22 I’m about to go full cat woman and make my way to Croydon

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@jrinos22 What the fuck! 😭😣

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

I determine good days and bad days by how my eyebrows turn out so I rank today best day of my life on the left and mediocre on the right.

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

@cmwkayawren @Lin_Manuel @VAMNit “Walking Napoleon Complex” omg 😂😂👏👏

[Alyssa Lillian @alyssalillian]

Dissertation ethics approval got me like