Ahmad

take away gravity, I'd still fall for you.

[Ahmad @amadfh]

possa il tuo pene ferire quando fai l'amore

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Thank you government subsidies

[Ahmad @amadfh]

FS22 logic

Need grass for cows. Too long for plant and grow. Buys land with grass field.

[Ahmad @amadfh]

And so we live for another day

[Ahmad @amadfh]

A plesiosaur

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Take away the vowels, you’re left with

PLSR

Rearrange alphabetically, it becomes

LPRS

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Hello X

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Outlook? More like, Look Out! #23UnreadEmails

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Y'all have heard of corndog.

Let me introduce you to a banana based nugget, brown in color, but not in taste:

The chocodog.

[Ahmad @amadfh]

No, not lacking. Lacking implies I have some. I have none.

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Empathy, I seem to be lacking.

[Ahmad @amadfh]

I need suppressants

[Ahmad @amadfh]

What would be cool if you're crossing the street minding your own business then a car comes along at full speed honks and whatnot but instead of running you just stop the car flips it over your head it lands turtle and you just. walk. away.

[Republic of Kiribati @KiribatiGov]

Fine. You're not invited

[Ahmad @amadfh]

@spectatorindex Siuuu

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Belum masuk lagi dgr cerita buat recon tak pakai bank statement, tapi "use your mind" fuhh dah mcm psikik

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Indian India mmg perangai eh. Tanya xjawab, bila pending bising. Tanya balik, dia bagi benda lain. Penat ah 😅

[Ahmad @amadfh]

@amir8hakimi Sou2, xsampai seminggu lagi haha. Kat cyberjaya krje finance jgk?

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Sape2 rasa nak kena diperlekeh, sila berinteraksi dgn saya harini. Lama tak rasa nk marah org mcmni haha

[Ahmad @amadfh]

Lima cadangan stail pemakaian hari bekerja

Istimewa isnin
Selesa selasa
Rasmi rabu
Kemeja khamis

Dan untuk yang berani

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