mandy

[* @soiled_plants2]

let’s be pie with mama (I had leftover filling)

[soughnut @krezrg_1]

Eve That Apple Shit Was Not Your Fault

[hana pink freud @joiiedvivre]

the doctor is neither near nor far

[gant @gantisdant]

bro just one more monkey on the bed i swear. nobody’s gonna bonk their head this time. just one more monkey bro please

[mandy @amandabaiiley]

IM SAT IM GLUED TO THE THEATRE SEAT

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

“Let the 50th Hunger Games begin.”

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters & IMAX November 20, 2026.

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

girl why i found a restaurant named after you @amyschumer

[benjamin 💫 @willowshorror]

the INSTANT that electric guitar comes in... the entire room shifts to a whole new frequency. everyone's levitating. it's actually unreal how successfully they pulled it off.

[leah @evenstqrs]

me if it was illegal to neglect my watchlist in favour of the movie i heard about 5 mins ago

[mandy @amandabaiiley]

pls don’t dox yourself but i need to know exactly where this is immediately

[all the best, arianna @virtualjew]

I LOVE MY SILLY LIL NEIGHBORHOOD

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

You can't ever kill yourself. If you had died three days ago you never even would have conceived of an authentic Donald Trump-Bill Clinton sex tape. And now it's here. And we just might see it yet. Hang in there

[🦢 @meishato]

that 40 min walk to nowhere particular will save your life

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

They didn’t want this to happen ever again, never forget what they took from you

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Trump blowing Bill Clinton would make the 2016 election so much funnier in retrospect that I am just going to uncritically believe it happened no matter what

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Oh my God

[leila @ainiladra]

please read ... books, poetry ... please think & reflect ... know your history ... it matters much more than this screen-addled, instant gratification, sound-bite, consumer based irreality tries to tell you

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore