Amanda Mastenbrook

creative director | designer | stylist | chair + plant hoarder 🌿 ig: @ vintagemodernlove

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@FedExHelp Thank you for replying. I ended up calling again and another customer service rep was VERY helpful. She contacted the driver and had him come back to redeliver. I wish I had gotten the first rep’s name. She was incredibly rude. Thanks again for replying.

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@FedEx Your drivers don’t ring the buzzer for a delivery 3 days in a row and then it gets flagged to get sent back to the shipper when I’ve been sitting at home the entire time. And then your customer service agent HANGS UP on me when I try to get answers. Do better.

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll #PureMichigan

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll woof. also, that font! that kerning! that gradient!! 🥴

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll those are some damn fine movers! i need their number so i don’t end up with dumb + dumber like last time. 😂😩

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll what in the actual fuck. 🤬

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll d) all of the above

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll @HRHPrinceFrank i had shark coochie the other night!

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@doorsixteen it’s a wild rollercoaster for sure!

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@doorsixteen i took on everything bc i was desperate for work. i definitely was stretched thin, but not knowing if you’re going to have work come in is a scary thing! especially in todays weird job market. it’s now been almost a month + 1/2 of nothing, but i’m not worried, yet.

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@doorsixteen this was me earlier this year after losing my job last summer. i had nothing from june-february, then suddenly had so much work, i was working 15-18 hrdays, 7 days/week. this lasted until middle of july, when just as sudden, everything dropped off and i’m down to almost nothing.

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

if you do get something, please tag me in it! i’d love to see + live vicariously through your smooth, wallpaper friendly walls. 🖤

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

a few weeks ago, @photowall_sweden reached out to me with an offer to try one of their products. of course, i immediately gravitated toward the wallpaper murals, but alas, my apartment has textured walls that don’t play well with wallpaper. i spent way too long... (continued...)

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

... PLUS the lovely folks at @photowall_sweden we’re kind enough to extend an offer of 25% off any product using code: mastenbrook25 [this code is valid for one month only, so don’t wait if you wanna adorn your walls with something pretty!]

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@NoPattern haha, same! #adobemax

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll house hunting??

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll i was saying this exact thing a few days ago.

[Amanda Mastenbrook @amastenbrook]

@bs_carroll exactly. he could’ve simply stated that. instead tripping over his words, being vague. he did not test. lol