Amber Belmonte

Social distancing professional.
She/her

[adam j. sontag @ajpiano]

who decided to call them NFTs instead of GIF Certificates???

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

The thing about Hunter Biden, is that Matt Gaetz is going to prison.

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I asked a few friends who’s playing in the super bowl this weekend

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Big day for complete sentences.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

It feels like I just took my decorations down from last impeachment!

[𝓶♡ @Love_bug1016]

it’s hard trying to do hot girl shit when you’re busy doing weird and awkward girl shit

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

the "you lost, get over it" crowd from 2016 is going to burn America to the fucking ground because [checks notes] they lost and [checks notes again] they can't get over it

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

how dare there be a coup while im on my period

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Just popping in to say fuck you to @tedcruz.

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

Biden: "This is not America."

Narrator: "It was America."

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you.

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

News: Joe Biden has won both the electoral college and popular vote in decisive victories

Republicans: It looks like Joe Biden has a pretty good chance but let's wait and see

[Mal @TheRealPalMal]

I hate a lot of things about Tiktok. Want to know what they are? Like for Part 2.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Kayleigh McEnany claims Pres. Trump did not receive ‘an orderly transition of power’

ROLL 🗣 THE 🗣 TAPE 🗣

[Cats Against Humanity™ @CatsVsHumanity]

Give your family the gift of health this year by staying the fuck at home

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Former President Jimmy Carter is so happy that he is no longer considered the worst President in the history of the United States!