Amber

MCO🌞🌴. #NPC Bikini Competitor👙#BEXSc student and future #AT

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@KillaKreww This is queue to exit the marriage- women who think like this are dangerous to society. The fact she continued to yell and being loud and wrong is insane she strangled these kids with exercise bands- get out and I hope you haven’t had children w/her

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@ibeystannin Do you know what a mistrial means? She will be tried again.. it wasn’t an acquittal

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@ClownWorld I knew it looked familiar 🤭

[Illimitable Man (IM) @SovereignIM]

Good women are generally very lowkey and not that socially visible. The reason you think they don't exist is because they are protecting themselves and trying to avoid unwanted attention. The trash is loud and plentiful, but there are more beautiful feminine souls than you think.

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Idc what nobody says. People were NOT this weird before COVlD

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

I finally understand what Machiavelli meant when he said, "Never play fair in a game where others cheat." It doesn't mean become evil. It means stop being naive. Stop bringing honesty to people who study manipulation, stop giving access to people who weaponize closeness, and stop expecting clean hands from people who already showed you they'll throw dirt. Sometimes wisdom is not revenge. Sometimes wisdom is learning the rules of the room before the room uses your goodness against you.

[moose @mooseincrisis]

notice how despite them kayaking in our water, we just minded our own business and walked away. you people on here could learn a thing or two.

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@bryantodd99 @warDaniel47 Everyone mentions free speech has no clue what the 1A protects- it’s to protect you criticizing the Government policies , being able to protest etc w/out consequences NOT speaking ill & wishing death upon someone and their child. Those actions have consequences esp in healthcare

[26 savage 🗽 @21motion23]

Please take care of yourself, we got a lot of dumb bitches going into nursing

[Shohan @Shohan_Tech_AI]

FIVE SIGNS YOU’RE DEALING WITH A TRULY GOOD PERSON.

1. They often like to be alone.

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@Oscarrjavier95 12- purple is my favorite color 🤗

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@garyboomer58 I was born and raised in Flint.. and you couldn’t pay me to go back and live there

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@Lazybratposts @grok That’s means you’re not bathing correctly nor are you exfoliating- that’s dead skin

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@PolkCoSheriff Imagine running your future because you want to steal snacks filled with red 40 😐

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@JoshuaDKaye_ I mean he is the light bearer and since the sun represents Leo, that checks out..

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@omnitonik @WallStreetApes Lice don’t live in tightly curled hair - the more you know 😐

[❦GENTLE❦ @rollingcyaf]

@KollegeKidd Niggas just want to be niggas, and when you point out all the self destructive shit the black community perpetuates youre labeled a coon. I understand what Kanye meant when he said slavery was a fucking choice. These niggas do not want to be free

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@Igottafigh64510 Going to a water park when you can’t swim 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Amber @ambernelliefit]

@washghost1 It’s no longer fatigue.. it’s exhaustion 🫩