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Neater on Instagram. How can we help each other?

[Tucker Blankinship @TuckerBlanc]

US viewers deserve this audio

[amber @ambersturgis]

The lawn is mowed but the High Life ain’t cold: a modern bachelorette’s Tuesday tragedy.

[Nicole Filippone, Autistic Advocate & Author @sensorystories_]

Lol executive dysfunction dressed up as a ghost for Halloween 🤣🤣

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Your commute is part of your working day. Not only should we be paid for it but we should also be able to write off its expense. You can’t change my mind.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

thinking about the fact that Lady took a large americano and a donut straight to the dome every morning… girl must have been digging holes in the yard for an entire 9 hour shift after this

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

how does anyone get anything done ? i spend most of my time thinking about how in an hour it will be an hour later

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I knew I'd get too old to recognize new celebrities but I did not expect to get too old to recognize what celebrities are famous for. every day I go "is that a new singer" and then a person born in 2007 goes "ew no they're a peeble streamer on doop" as I inch closer to the grave

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Barbie’s opening weekend was $337M. That’s nearly 2x Oppenheimer’s $174M.

Warner Brother's insane ”Operation Barbie Summer” is a big part of that success.

These are 50 of the team's most amazing marketing stunts:

1. 3D ad in front of Burj Khalifa

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

Me, absolutely unhinged wearing a Blink-182 shirt on Halloween: I AM BILLIONAIRE’S STEP SON.

My friend who is a teacher and not on Twitter: What?

[amber @ambersturgis]

@_BeautyByLMarie Find a friend with a bulk store membership and make shopping trips together for cleaners, paper products, etc. You can split the products with friend(s) or just buy for yourself!

[amber @ambersturgis]

This bartender is the actual star of this season. #sellingsunset

[hil @plume__]

if a movie is 3+ hours long the theater should pause for a bathroom break at some point. there should be a button you can press on the arm rest when you have to pee and when a certain percentage of people press the button they pause the movie

[amber @ambersturgis]

@thecakelin Finally have an appointment in April. I’m sure I could have tried sooner to restart the process! I hope anyone who was putting off any serious issues have been able to catch up with their necessary care by now.

[amber @ambersturgis]

@thecakelin 3 years ago this week I failed a hearing test then my follow up was cancelled as non-essential and I’ve just been making people repeat themselves ever since. The Great Time Hiccup.

[amber @ambersturgis]

@djteneightyp Six. Taps. 🎰

[amber @ambersturgis]

Booked my first official work trip today AND THEN made an official work call to a bowling alley to ask if they have beer. What a day.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up