Ambush

Hockey mom. Baseball mom. Exhausted human.

[Ambush @ambush382]

@JBerg2525 Since no one’s enlightened you on this…that’s just an Mexican street corn recipe.

[District 31 Legion Baseball @D31_baseball]

2023 District 31 First Team Infielders
Vincent Amatucci
Blake Bertucci
Peyton Bigler
Colin Bush
Zane Hagans

@LatrobeJethawks
@BushyRunBB
@SBCPost181
@_FRBaseball
@PTWarriors
@DerryBaseball
@SASD_Athletics
@BaseballSVC

[Latrobe Jethawks @LatrobeJethawks]

Offensive ⭐️’s:

➡️ Colin Bush: 3-4, R, RBI
➡️ Jack Stynchula: 2-3, R, RBI, SB

Pitching ⭐️’s:

➡️ Haden Sierocky: CG 2-hitter, 8 K

[Ambush @ambush382]

@cjduckk @bryaninpgh Duplicate letters. They always kill me.

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Best thing about watching this game is guessing the songs on the way to commercials…because they’re all my shit, and it’s more fun than the first 2.75 quarters.

[Ambush @ambush382]

Is it wrong that I’m happy that Nutting is selling off Seven Springs so maybe the Pirates will be next?

[Ambush @ambush382]

@JBerg2525 Agreed.

[Phunk Your Face @phunkyourface]

When you meet someone in a professional setting that likes phish and you are just thinking “this dude definitely loves to get spun and wiggle around”

[Ambush @ambush382]

@JBerg2525 Even my dad got it, and he famously gets every question wrong.

[Scott Marks @bizarchive]

After working on this for a bunch of years, I'm happy to announce the Tease Timings chart is now on @phishnet: every known tease, quote, and jam in Phish history (FYI there's a key at the bottom). I hope you all enjoy this new resource!

https://t.co/qd2MFr4KfX

[Ambush @ambush382]

C made a life 360 for his friends. Convinced them to all join. What’s the family circle name? Jerk it.

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I guess I’m a dad now?

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@JBerg2525 You can get a similar quality game at the teener league field. And the beer is free if you know who to find sitting out in the outfield. Games at 7 Saturday and Sunday. 😂

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Apparently yesterday there was a pterodactyl on Otterman...it was scaly so it wasn’t a thunderbird.

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Someone legit reported a pterodactyl sighting in Greensburg. This has made my day.

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Although I enjoyed starting my yell of the 50/50 # to the press box with ‘first of all, I need more cow bell...’ I don’t think Blue Oyster Cult is good teener warm up music.

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You know you’re failing at dating apps when the only people you swipe right on are the ones you know and feel like making life awkward with.

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The Pirates look like a AA team with an MLB-ish payroll...